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  • So, I'm gay and catholic. When my brokers have kids, I look forward to babysitting them, but if any of them start talking to people who aren't there...
  • Kid: Why should I?
  • Me: Why should you what?
  • Kid: Oh, I'm not talking to you, Uncle Tim.
  • Me: *Looks around. No one else is there.* Uh...
  • Kid: I was talking to Sid.
  • Me: Nooope, get your stuff. Nope nope nope. You are going home right now. Noooooooope.
My birthday card from Anthony and Caitlyn. :-) #birthday #card # drseuss

My birthday card from Anthony and Caitlyn. :-) #birthday #card # drseuss

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My #lucky #pikachu

My #lucky #pikachu

Cheesin’ #fun #love #friends

Cheesin’ #fun #love #friends

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why does like every gay boy have this shirt

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I’m crying bc I have this shirt

OMG I DO TOO

Made With Paper

Made With Paper

It’s a signed first edition, as well! #wicked #witch #firstedition #signed

It’s a signed first edition, as well! #wicked #witch #firstedition #signed

Wicked, the Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. #wicked #witch #book #election

Wicked, the Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. #wicked #witch #book #election